Well, howdy. I'm The Dame, an appropriately pretentious yet enigmatic name for a blogger, I suppose. I have started a blog for several reasons, none that are really interesting. Wait wait, I think I'm supposed to act like everything I write is literature gold and that you fully and completely care about what I am saying. Well, if you do care and I am writing literature gold, that's awesome. If not, maybe you'll stick around to see if my writing skills and interesting-post-ratio improves. Who the hell knows. Whatever happens, I'm cool. Let me tell you about myself, and then you can do whatever you please.
I'm sort of at a standing point in my life. In a month I will graduate from college with a BA in theatre; a major chosen not only because of the accompanying full scholarship . I am a techie. I do not act, at least not often enough to consider myself an actress. I do not do production work enough to consider myself a producer, stage manager, whatever. I do not dance, at least not on stage. I am a technician. I build stuff, I break stuff. These two things are activities I mightily enjoy. I do all sorts of tech work. Carpentry, lighting, props, costuming, run crew, overhire. I prefer the carpentry stuff, but am proficient at the others. Plus, the people and shit I have to deal with on a daily basis are sometimes sensational. When I don't have current affairs to post, I'll probably delve in past tales of the perverted, the amusing, and the insane. It will probably happen often.
I am 22 years old at the present, and have a twin sister. We look similar with the right clothing, hair styling, and accessories (or lack thereof). We share many common interests, but for the big stuff we are different. I'm art, she's science. I'm punk rock, she's indy. I'm a hamburger with fries, she's a salad and grilled chicken. I think that delivers the point nicely. I'll post later about some of the annoying and mind-numbing shit that people ask us as soon as they realize that "OMG there's two of you!" We both kick ass, but I would probably lose if we got in a fight.
My older brother is serving in the National Guard and is currently in Iraq. He will be home soon, and that makes me happy. He's this charming laid back sort of fella who is usually smiling or making other people smile. He likes cars and spending money, which are never good habits. Of course, he would consider most of the things I do as bad habits as well, so we've both agreed to disagree. He could kick anyone's ass in a fight.
I am currently dating TheGreaser (this is how I'm going to title people, by the way. "The---". What is the point of the internet if not for maintaining anonymity?). TheGreaser is tall, skinny, and awesome. He's sexy in that sinewy kind of way. Good sense of humor, great taste in music, and he puts up with my eccentricities. What more could a gal ask for? He is generally cynical and bitter, but can be sweet as hell, at least to me. He drums for a psychobilly trio, and I love their music as much as I love him. He wouldn't get in a fight, he'd just shoot you.
Personality wise, I am pretty easy going. It takes a lot to piss me off. However, it takes very little for me to offend others. Actually, it usually requires a conscious effort for me to NOT offend someone. I suppose it is because I have dirty dirty mind and am apt to make anything in to a sexual reference. Oh, and I use words like "cunt" in daily conversation. Whatever, deal with it. I am friendly and try to be well liked, although if being well like is not possible, I take my own advice and deal with it. I treat people with respect, regardless of amiability. God forbid you treat others how you would like to be treated in this age.
Here's a list of addictions.
-The Internet
-Cigarettes
-Caffeine
-Sugar
-Books
Also, fair warning- I am easily distracted, often off-topic, and easily amused. A lot of the things that excite me will probably get a "so fucking what?" from you, the readers. I don't care.
This introduction has gone on long enough, so I'm done. That's right, shoo. You're welcome to come back later, I'd love it if you would. But for now, take it on the arches.
I'm sort of at a standing point in my life. In a month I will graduate from college with a BA in theatre; a major chosen not only because of the accompanying full scholarship . I am a techie. I do not act, at least not often enough to consider myself an actress. I do not do production work enough to consider myself a producer, stage manager, whatever. I do not dance, at least not on stage. I am a technician. I build stuff, I break stuff. These two things are activities I mightily enjoy. I do all sorts of tech work. Carpentry, lighting, props, costuming, run crew, overhire. I prefer the carpentry stuff, but am proficient at the others. Plus, the people and shit I have to deal with on a daily basis are sometimes sensational. When I don't have current affairs to post, I'll probably delve in past tales of the perverted, the amusing, and the insane. It will probably happen often.
I am 22 years old at the present, and have a twin sister. We look similar with the right clothing, hair styling, and accessories (or lack thereof). We share many common interests, but for the big stuff we are different. I'm art, she's science. I'm punk rock, she's indy. I'm a hamburger with fries, she's a salad and grilled chicken. I think that delivers the point nicely. I'll post later about some of the annoying and mind-numbing shit that people ask us as soon as they realize that "OMG there's two of you!" We both kick ass, but I would probably lose if we got in a fight.
My older brother is serving in the National Guard and is currently in Iraq. He will be home soon, and that makes me happy. He's this charming laid back sort of fella who is usually smiling or making other people smile. He likes cars and spending money, which are never good habits. Of course, he would consider most of the things I do as bad habits as well, so we've both agreed to disagree. He could kick anyone's ass in a fight.
I am currently dating TheGreaser (this is how I'm going to title people, by the way. "The---". What is the point of the internet if not for maintaining anonymity?). TheGreaser is tall, skinny, and awesome. He's sexy in that sinewy kind of way. Good sense of humor, great taste in music, and he puts up with my eccentricities. What more could a gal ask for? He is generally cynical and bitter, but can be sweet as hell, at least to me. He drums for a psychobilly trio, and I love their music as much as I love him. He wouldn't get in a fight, he'd just shoot you.
Personality wise, I am pretty easy going. It takes a lot to piss me off. However, it takes very little for me to offend others. Actually, it usually requires a conscious effort for me to NOT offend someone. I suppose it is because I have dirty dirty mind and am apt to make anything in to a sexual reference. Oh, and I use words like "cunt" in daily conversation. Whatever, deal with it. I am friendly and try to be well liked, although if being well like is not possible, I take my own advice and deal with it. I treat people with respect, regardless of amiability. God forbid you treat others how you would like to be treated in this age.
Here's a list of addictions.
-The Internet
-Cigarettes
-Caffeine
-Sugar
-Books
Also, fair warning- I am easily distracted, often off-topic, and easily amused. A lot of the things that excite me will probably get a "so fucking what?" from you, the readers. I don't care.
This introduction has gone on long enough, so I'm done. That's right, shoo. You're welcome to come back later, I'd love it if you would. But for now, take it on the arches.
posted by TheDame at 12:36 PM
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